Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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