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Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I need a beard to bite.
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