): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
FUCK WHALES
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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