Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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