She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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