that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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