i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
we should paint friendship bongs
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