Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
