gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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