dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
