I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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