Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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