Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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