thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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