Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i came on her dog
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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