Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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