you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I am available for nakedness
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Randomize