think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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