Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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