haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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