she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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