is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
be right there i have to get my cape
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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