All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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