Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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