How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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