i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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