He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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