she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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