the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
PANTIES FOUND
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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