yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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