how can u be prego again
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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