I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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