of course. lets lasso hookers.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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