But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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