Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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