No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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