You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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