Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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