I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My penis needs a shock collar
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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