The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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