Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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