the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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