When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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