You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
