we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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