I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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