im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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