I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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