My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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