He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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