yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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