feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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