Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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