I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
His nipple licking is glorious
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