I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
