Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
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